iguanamouth:

together at last

2 days ago · 162464 · reblog

funnyordie:

What to Expect from the New J.K. Rowling Story About A 34-Year-Old Harry Potter

Harry Potter and his friends finally get to act their age. And it’s as depressing as it sounds:

  • After three beers, Harry starts claiming he never made it to the pro Quidditch league because of a knee injury.
  • Ron calls Hermione a bitch and they have to go to magical couples counseling.
  • Hagrid is working on an erotic fiction novel entitled ‘50 Shades of Me Penis.’
  • Harry uses an Accounting Spell to cheat on his taxes.
  • Ron is starting to get pretty into Steely Dan.
  • The sorting hat had a midlife crisis and turned into a fedora.
  • Hogwarts is now an online wizard school.

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thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

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2 weeks ago · 164594 · reblog

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

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2 weeks ago · 370406 · reblog

krismdavila:

chicken—stripclub:

wastelord:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

I laughed. I shouldn’t have. But I did.

It’s okay to laugh, it was funny

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1 month ago · 337414 · reblog

rebae:

hep

toonami:

It’s Tuesday. Do some good work today!

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